..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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