Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
North Korea, Best Korea!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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