yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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