It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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