I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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