I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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