we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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