So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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