I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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