pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
