sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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