I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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