I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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