i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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