that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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