That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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