And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
