i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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