He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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