i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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