Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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