idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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