yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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