im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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