On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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