we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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