Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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