I hate your face
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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