Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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