i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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