You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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