I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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