I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
