It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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