After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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