dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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