The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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