Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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