I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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