I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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