Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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