McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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