So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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