forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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