Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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