Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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