He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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