And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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