I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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