i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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