Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
