I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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