I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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