Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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