I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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