When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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